? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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