fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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