Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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