The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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