found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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