i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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