its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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