i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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