At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
