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(503): View more from Oregon

what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....

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(702): View more from Nevada

My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story

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they all just nodded

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(214): View more from Texas

Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.

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(845): View more from New York

I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try

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(734): View more from Michigan

he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted

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(614): View more from Ohio

What happened last night?

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Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..

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