evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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