Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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