I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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