I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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