: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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