I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
i need some magic done to my vagina
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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