I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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