I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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