she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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