Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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