How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
50% drunk capacity currently
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Randomize
