What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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