i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Are we still banned from the library?
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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