What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
you made out with another girl for some wings
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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