I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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