you guys were way drunker than both of me
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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