i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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