Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You made out with two different species that night
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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