Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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