I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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