I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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