tell your sister to shave her snatch
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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