no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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