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no. no its not
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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