I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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