Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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