We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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