her vagine was all disorganized.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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