He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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