you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
