Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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