Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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