You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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