I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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