And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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