There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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