that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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