Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(234): View more from Ohio

omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic

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(904): View more from Florida

he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up

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(209): View more from California

We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem

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(509): View more from Washington

And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I think winning the long island race means you lose at life

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(812): View more from Indiana

I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby

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(310): View more from California

My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Are you 5:30 blackout again?

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(519): View more from Ontario

the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life

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