but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.