Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.