Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
that is very illegal...i love you.
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