What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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