so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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