In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
this is an emotional support booty call
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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