we made out on top of his cat.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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