were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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