Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Oh god it's open bar.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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