Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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