come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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